• Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

deluminator:

oh how the tables have turned

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deluminator:

oh how the tables have turned

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kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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don’t u hate it when someone has so much potential, like they could be grade-A boyfriend/girlfriend material but they decided to be a fucking asshole

geniusunscathed:
AND THEY ALWAYS SAY NO ONE CAN TOUCH YOU! BUT THEY ALWAYS FUCKING TOUCH YOU! I hate haunted houses burn them down burn them all down

DUDE RIGHT AND SOME EVEN HAVE STATEMENTS SAYING THEYRE GOING TO TOUCH YOU BUT CANT THEY JUST NOT I MEAN GOODNESS CHRIST!!!!!!!!

something that’s really irritating is the fact that HALLOWEEN is coming up pretty soon but I cant enjoy a haunted house because dumb shits that run it think its hilarious to TOUCH PEOPLE WITH CHAINSAWS AND DRILLS like I cant enjoy even a small local haunted house because my anxiety gets the best of me every time and I end up having a panic attack and having to leave, idk man I just wish theyd chill the fuck out so everyone can enjoy it without going overboard. I just want to be able to enjoy myself.

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

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vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

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comupter:

send me nudes so i can laugh at them

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