- Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
- Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
don’t u hate it when someone has so much potential, like they could be grade-A boyfriend/girlfriend material but they decided to be a fucking asshole
AND THEY ALWAYS SAY NO ONE CAN TOUCH YOU! BUT THEY ALWAYS FUCKING TOUCH YOU! I hate haunted houses burn them down burn them all down
DUDE RIGHT AND SOME EVEN HAVE STATEMENTS SAYING THEYRE GOING TO TOUCH YOU BUT CANT THEY JUST NOT I MEAN GOODNESS CHRIST!!!!!!!!
something that’s really irritating is the fact that HALLOWEEN is coming up pretty soon but I cant enjoy a haunted house because dumb shits that run it think its hilarious to TOUCH PEOPLE WITH CHAINSAWS AND DRILLS like I cant enjoy even a small local haunted house because my anxiety gets the best of me every time and I end up having a panic attack and having to leave, idk man I just wish theyd chill the fuck out so everyone can enjoy it without going overboard. I just want to be able to enjoy myself.
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough